"As part of their new national security plan Democrats are promising to find the leader of Al Qaeda, Osama bin Laden. Oh come on, the Democrats can't even find the leader of the Democratic Party!"
-Jay Leno-
“Writing a book is an adventure. To begin with it is a toy and an amusement. Then it becomes a mistress, then it becomes a master, then it becomes a tyrant. The last phase is that just as you are about to be reconciled to your servitude, you kill the monster and fling him to the public.” -Winston Churchill-