Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Chris Story Finds Religion

Christopher Story, in his latest Leo Wanta pseudo-update, doesn't even bother trying to fake presenting actual evidence, instead he indicates that he missed his true calling as a evangelist on cable TV to instead edit an overpriced journal spreading silly financial rumors:

NOTHING NEW UNDER THE SUN: SEE BELOW

In the meantime, we display below the pertinent quotations from Scripture and other sources that have been appended to these reports recently, augmented by two new Scripture quotations. The point of these citations, self-evidently, is that they are ALL precisely pertinent to the Wanta case. They may also serve as a reminder to those perpetrators of Jewish extraction as to how far they may have strayed from the glorious tradition and enlightenment of their age-old community:'

YE SHALL NOT STEAL, NEITHER DEAL FALSELY, NEITHER LIE TO ONE ANOTHER'. Leviticus, Chapter 19, verse 11.

'THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST THY EIGHBOUR'.Exodus 20, verse 16.

'THOU SHALT NOT DEFRAUD THY NEIGHBOUR, NEITHER ROB HIM'.Leviticus, Chapter 19, verse 13.


Yeah, OK. You might want to keep that in mind the next time you try spreading a story about being able to pay $24 trillion a year in taxes to the IRS.