Pork Central

The new Porkulus bill has billions of dollars to fight "global warming" and then also has this (emphasis added):

For example, the latest version contains $2 billion for a clean-coal power plant with specifications matching one in Mattoon, Ill., $10 million for urban canals, $2 billion for manufacturing advanced batteries for hybrid cars, and $255 million for a polar icebreaker and other "priority procurements" by the Coast Guard.

Am I the only one who sees the obvious solution here?