I should get a job as a writer...
Senator Ted Kennedy announced that he and his dog Splash are writing a children’s book. Is Splash the best name for Ted Kennedy’s dog? Isn’t that a bit like Jack Abramoff naming his dog Bribe?
-Jay Leno-
OK, that joke kind of wrote itself.
“Writing a book is an adventure. To begin with it is a toy and an amusement. Then it becomes a mistress, then it becomes a master, then it becomes a tyrant. The last phase is that just as you are about to be reconciled to your servitude, you kill the monster and fling him to the public.” -Winston Churchill-
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About Me
- James B.
- Chief is a combination software geek from Washington State, aspiring novelist, and retired Chief Warrant Officer from the Army National Guard (thus the clever name). A recipient of a BA in Russian and East European studies and an MBA from the University of Washington, his interests include foreign affairs, economics, politics, technology and languages. Polite inquiries and job offers will be answered at chiefb-at-gmail.com. Check out my writing oriented site at www.jamesfbennett.com.
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- More Made Up Stories?
- Ted Kennedy is Losing It
- Inflation and the Sears Catalog
- Geez, Could You Be More Paranoid?
- And You Thought Playing Christina Aguilera Could M...
- Ted Kennedy at Mos Eisley
- Now this is What I Call "Bait and Switch"!
- Freedom of Speech, If You Happen to Agree with Me
- Editorial O' the Day
- Metaphor O' the Day
- At Least Get the Quote Right!
- What Do These Two Countries Have in Common?
- Well I Agree With One Thing, He is a Wuss
- Well At Least They Would Finally Get Some Studying...
- Hybrid Tax Breaks for the Rich
- We're going to the Superbowl, Baby!
- Now This is Some Freedom of Speech I Can Stand Beh...
- Oddly Enough, People Still Live There
- The Math of Terrorism
- The Idiocies of Union Labor
- The Cure for Poverty
- The Definition of Irony
- Sometimes You Get the Bear...
- An Even Better Jay Leno Joke
- A Good Idea and Even Better One
- Jay Leno Imitates Me
- Ted Kennedy Lies a Lot
- Bad Taste Redefined
- Is John Murtha Channeling Al Zawahiri?
- Outsourcing and Wages
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